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African War Lord · Nov 14, 2006, 06:22 PM // 18:22

We need a new class called The Nerd so here it is.

low body armour- first class with 50 armour
Headgear-thick glasses
Weapon-calculator and pencil

The Nerd dares you to hit him with even number damage.

Primary attribute:
Mathematics- each time you are hit with an even number of damage, that damage is reduced by 5-25 and you gain 1 point of nerd power.

Geography- many travelling and protective skills like-
don't hurt me please- for 10-20 secs you are viewed as too pathetic to even bother attacking.
and solid nerd- If you are moving you become invinsible to all damage, and your attacks deal nerd damage. Unfortunately since you have to be standing still to cast this skill it will never work.

Computer Programming- many skills such as
hack- for 8-16 secs, target foe's skills are disabled and that foe and all nearby foes armour turns pink and many large gay monsters will appear to dance with the foes causing embarassement.
And nerd laugh- shout- you let out a nerdy laugh, all party members within earshot will be able to cause damage by dancing.

Architecture- this line has skills such as -
I'm going home!- new type of skill called structures. build yourself a home that you can hide in becoming immune to damage untill the monsters break it down. And of course-
Airplane- construct an airplane capable of carrying 8 party members. You travel 100% faster than normal. Can be shot down by ranged attacks and if you crash your team is set on fire for 2 minutes.

Well this class is obviously perfect but if you have good ideas for The Nerd!! feel free to add them here. I have a feeling we'll be seeing alot more of
The Nerd come chapter 4!!!

Bark · Nov 14, 2006, 06:38 PM // 18:38

Well. i'll remain silent.. except.. hacking, calculaters and airplanes do not exist in the time for the three existing Guild Wars chapters what i know, so adding the nerd would force A-net to go pretty many years from the age their games at this day is in, which would kill any chances of us getting our existing charakters to that chapter..

System_Crush · Nov 14, 2006, 06:51 PM // 18:51

...
I shouldn't say anything, anything I say would lessen the damage to your public image this attempt at humor has done.

I can't help myself.
THe Hack skill should remove all armour, weapons and items from target character convert them into their subsequent costs(including the stuff in his bank and on all his other characters) and transfer all those credits to the user of the skill(green items would not be sold they are transfered as a the item)
Then if the target has any expantions the user doesn't the target loses his pass codes and the user gains them.
When the target is naked and expantionless he is lagged out and when he logs on again all his characters will have been deleted.

The skill "D&D DM" is able to spawn monsters(gay ones can be selected from a full schreen non removable menu with so many options it takes half an hour to complete the skill)

Mike_version2 · Nov 14, 2006, 07:01 PM // 19:01

non attribute skill:
Shout:
Annoying Laugh [Elite] ; you make a very naisly laugh to all foes within ear shot, foes effected by this shout can not come within 1 foot of you.

Cyan The Archer · Nov 14, 2006, 08:51 PM // 20:51

"White and Nerdy!"
Shout. For 10...20 seconds your party members run 50% faster, to make sure they can avoid you.

African War Lord · Nov 14, 2006, 09:18 PM // 21:18

lol great idea's everyone!!

I forgot to add in his pencil mastery. This attribute line no doubt sharpens the pencil increasing damage and critical chance. The Nerd's basic pencil attacks also have an increasing chance to inflict lead poisoning. new condition -1 health regen and -1 energy regen.

This line contains such skills as.

Signature- 5e 10r- attempt to write your name on the face of your opponent. Each letter dealing +4-13 damage. For the duration of this spell your name is Sam - Sammy at 16 pencil mastery.

Tookis Elite · Nov 14, 2006, 10:35 PM // 22:35

Try To Act Cool {E}
Cost: 5energy
Cast time: instant
Recharge: 20seconds

Talk to target foe about gay things nerds like (DnD, pokemon, etc). Target foe becomes deaf (new condition, makes so u cant be affected by shouts chants echos), dazed, and runs 25% faster(to escape the nerd) for 5...15 seconds. After using this skill you are knocked down and take 500 damage.

Polarbear1492 · Nov 14, 2006, 10:56 PM // 22:56

Nerdy was Bill Gates {E}
Cost: 10 nrg
Cast time: 10000000000000 Hours
Recharge: 1000000000000000 Hours
Hold up Xbox for 1...3.14159265 seconds. For each second you hold Xbox you gain 1000 platinum.

Poke Ball
Cost: 5 energy
Cast time: 30 Seconds
Recharge: 10 seconds
This skill is easily interrupted. When using this skill you have -100 armor, and become Crippled, Dazed, Deep Wound, Poisoned, Diseased, and Bleeding. Creat a level 1...3.14159265 Pikachu spirit. This spirit's attacks cause Annoyance.

Mesmer in Need · Nov 15, 2006, 01:46 AM // 01:46

i need the bill gates skill on mt mesmer. fc ing would bring down the cast time alot. blus an enchanting mod to keep it going longer lol.

MMSDome · Nov 15, 2006, 03:14 AM // 03:14

this class is the ultimate tank!!

i got a skills idea;

Rage Quit!

Signet. You rage quit out of the game and your computer shuts off. This skill may be used only once unless you get a moral boost.

Cataclysm · Nov 15, 2006, 04:11 AM // 04:11

Quote:

Originally Posted by Polarbear1492

Nerdy was Bill Gates {E}
Cost: 10 nrg
Cast time: 10000000000000 Hours
Recharge: 1000000000000000 Hours
Hold up Xbox for 1...3.14159265 seconds. For each second you hold Xbox you gain 1000 platinum.

Poke Ball
Cost: 5 energy
Cast time: 30 Seconds
Recharge: 10 seconds
This skill is easily interrupted. When using this skill you have -100 armor, and become Crippled, Dazed, Deep Wound, Poisoned, Diseased, and Bleeding. Creat a level 1...3.14159265 Pikachu spirit. This spirit's attacks cause Annoyance.

lmao!!!!!! Energy on Nerdy was Bill Gates should be raised to x10000 exhaustion

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mesmer in Need

i need the bill gates skill on mt mesmer. fc ing would bring down the cast time alot. blus an enchanting mod to keep it going longer lol.

Lets find out: Result: Spell takes 3E+14 seconds to cast. That is 2500000000000 hours

Poison Ivy · Nov 15, 2006, 04:30 AM // 04:30

Quote:

Originally Posted by Polarbear1492

Nerdy was Bill Gates {E}
Cost: 10 nrg
Cast time: 10000000000000 Hours
Recharge: 1000000000000000 Hours
Hold up Xbox for 1...3.14159265 seconds. For each second you hold Xbox you gain 1000 platinum.

This would go really good with Glyph of Sacrafice :0

**Marty Silverblade** · Nov 15, 2006, 05:27 AM // 05:27

And Arcane Echo

Yarrick · Nov 15, 2006, 08:17 AM // 08:17

The hack skill is way overpowering. Give a Firewall to the elementalist.

African War Lord · Nov 15, 2006, 01:38 PM // 13:38

Quote:

Originally Posted by Yarrick

The hack skill is way overpowering. Give a Firewall to the elementalist.

true that lol. but the nerd must be overpowered to make up for his shyness around women.

-LiamB · Nov 15, 2006, 08:19 PM // 20:19

I'm teh sexeh. {E}

15 Energy.
20 Recharge.
5 Second Cast.

Skill. Remove all your clothes and replace with Bling and Hawt Stuff. Apply hairgel to your character. If you are a male character all the female characters become paralized with love at you for 5-12 seconds and vice versa if you are a female character.

-LIamB

African War Lord · Nov 16, 2006, 12:34 AM // 00:34

My retainer!! {E}
Elite shout- 5e 2c 20r- all foes within earshot begin to search for your retainer. If they find it you are killed, but if noone finds it, you gain 11 health for every character you've deleted.

GedLongbow · Nov 16, 2006, 01:01 AM // 01:01

This is extremely stupid but oh well, heres a skill.

{Elite}Hack for a Green!
Spell. Your weapon is replaced with a random green weapon and you have 6...16 points in the attribute of the weapon. Your attribute bar is replaced by random skills from the attribute of the weapon. Lasts 10...40 seconds. (Attribute: Computer Programming)

Polarbear1492 · Nov 16, 2006, 02:57 AM // 02:57

Chinese Signet {E}
5 Recharge
5 Second Cast
For 1...20 seconds you have the endurance of a chinese gold farmer. You are immune to the effects of Carpal Tunnel and the Anti-Farm rule does not affect you. Ettins always drop gold pauldrons, dying nightmares drop ectos, and trolls drop crystalline swords. Too bad your penis shrinks to two inches size.

hopefulliness · Nov 16, 2006, 03:59 AM // 03:59

New condition: ear bleeding, Foes cannot be affected by chants or shouts and foes get 7 degen.
New condition: feeling stupid, foes forget all skills, lose all weapons and all char on thier acount are delited.

New skill: Calculator programing{E}: starts to talk about calculators, foe suffer from ear bleeding and feeling stupid for 10...30 seconds